Things That Will Drive Your Ex Crazy2 min read

Let’s be clear: driving your ex crazy is NOT the goal. Awareness is the goal. Awareness is the first step to overcoming your crazy ex’s 10-step plan to fuck your shit up. Without awareness, then you will unknowingly walk into their traps and position yourself to be easily manipulated. Is that something you want?

Didn’t think so.

Here is an ever-evolving list of what will drive your ex crazy:

• Ignoring death threats
• Having friends 
• Walking away after they physically assault you 
• Ignoring crafts sent to your doorstep 
• Locking your doors
• Ignoring their social media posts
• Fending off their “Berserker” minion 
• Installing a professional surveillance system
• Bulletproofing your windows 
• Going full lockdown procedure 
• Blocking their phone number
• Blocking them on social media
• Blocking them via email
• Overcoming the “Super Minion”
• Throwing a party and not inviting them 
• Having a life
• Personal responsibility 
• Losing weight
• Losing hate
• Feeling great 
• Winning (even when you lose)
• Going out
• Staying in 
• Going to the mall
• Going to the gym
• Going to the store
• Going anywhere
• Laughing
• Smiling 
• Having fun
• Camping
• Boating
• Floating 
• Carb loading
• Protein packing
• Fat lacking
• Horseback riding (maybe)
• Living
• Giving
• Forgiving

By now it should be pretty clear that life’s most basic activities may still drive your ex crazy. The point is to understand following a relationship to never lower your guard. Sometimes it does not matter what you do, you will still drive your ex crazy. Never lower your guard following a relationship, as that can be a death sentence.

Again: driving them crazy though is not the goal, awareness is the goal. Without awareness, you will be flanked, and you will be fucked.

But if you aren’t caught off guard, then you will be able to counter your ex’s manipulation and games they play with reason and principles that make you a stronger person.

If you’re looking for an informative guide to determine whether you dated someone who is indeed crazy, refer to this checklist.

Additional information regarding what to do when your ex pretends you two are still together can be found here.

And god forbid if you find yourself in a doomsday predicament, this survival guide may very well be what saves you.

To surviving & thriving,

Julian