It’s not uncommon to feel like a badass after reading a post. REST ASSURED, this is the feeling of living a legendary life and is nothing to be alarmed about.
The main focus of this blog is to foster personal growth, help you overcome challenges, deal with haters, and survive your batshit crazy ex . Anything I present on this blog is to the best of my knowledge, but I’m not Yoda, which means there may be errrrrors or mi$takes. I take no responsibility for outbursts because the barista put too much cream in your latte.
Everything I post on here I have lived. That being said, I am not a medical doctor, common sense prophet, licensed love guru, Bro Science enthusiast, or Zodiac sign specialist.
Any names used in the escapades have been changed to protect the person’s identity. I am however unable to protect those who are prone to being struck harshly by the truth.
If you feel too energized after reading a post I recommend starting with a smaller dose…say, half of a post for the first month to avoid insomnia. Then slowly increase the total amount to build a tolerance to the intensity of each post.
If you feel a sudden urge to rob a bank, I had nothing to do with this (but feel free to donate to juliancarriger.com)
If you’re one of my crazy ex’s: 1) hey hope ur well 2) your identity is safe 3) thx for the fun times
Side effects include: releasing the Kraken, falling to your knees in tears of your awesomeness, saying “that was the single best post I’ve ever read” each week, crushing participation trophies, calming down soccer moms, swimming across the Pacific Ocean, silencing Askholes, surviving the wrath of The Crazy Ex, puking when someone utters the word “Kardashian”, being fuckin spooked by your greatness, beheading the Minotaur, sharkback riding, stalker-proofing your home from your crazy ex, catching the irony in “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”, visiting Atlantis, staring down Medusa, knaaawledge, surfing tsunamis, slaying dragons, establishing dominance, devouring steak.
As this is an ever-growing blog, I reserve the right to change or focus the content in the direction I believe best supports the readership.
Have a great day 🙂
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