Standard Lockdown Procedure When Your Ex Goes Full Psycho On You

Face it – you tried to reason, you tried to fix things, but it keeps getting worse.  No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, the drama only intensifies. You assure yourself that this is only temporary, that your ex will eventually get over it and stop harassing you. But you know…

The “I’m just an honest person” Excuse

Dude: So where did you go to college? Me: Cal State Channel Islands Dude: Ah, okay. I guess not everyone can go to a good college. …What the hell? Way to be a buzzkill. Dude: And what did you major in? Me: English. Dude: Ohhh. I see. I was gonna major in English…but I realized…