Standard Lockdown Procedure When Your Ex Goes Full Psycho On You

Face it – you tried to reason, you tried to fix things, but it keeps getting worse.  No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, the drama only intensifies. You assure yourself that this is only temporary, that your ex will eventually get over it and stop harassing you. But you know…

You Can’t Spell Busy Without BS

Me: Hey, what’s up? Girl: BUSY BUSY BUSY!! Me: How? You don’t work. Girl: Well I had my nail appointment at 9, then my hair appointment at 11, then took a nap, then went to the casino, then my nails, then baked cookies, then watched Gossip Girl. Me: Sounds like a wearisome workload. Girl: Yeah…